Conversations between Trump and other world leader if Trump were to become President. Part 2.


Trump vs the President of Mexico

Enrique Pena Nieto – “Buenos días Señor Trump.”

*Trump staring blankly at Enrique Pena Nieto*

Trump to his advisors. “Yes, I didn’t get any of that. Do any of you understand what the hell he just said?” They all shake their head no.

Advisor # 1. “No sir. None of us speak Spanish sir.”

“Trump – “Don’t we have spanish interpreters for this sort of thing?”

Advisor # 2. “Well sir we did, but you deported them all.”

Trump – “Well what about the white ones?”

Advisor # 2. “Ahhh….you deported them as well sir. Actually you deported anyone who spoke Spanish.”

Trump – “Well then, how am I supposed to talk to Tonto here?”

Advisor # 1. “Tonto was an American Indian sir. Not a Mexican.”

Trump – “Well then let’s just call him Paco. Hey Paco how are them chimichanga and burritos you rapist son of a wet back?”

Enrique Pena Nieto – “You do know I speak english don’t you?”

Trump – “Well what took you so long? I’ve been standing here trying to figure out how to communicate with you for the last 3 minutes.”

Enrique Pena Nieto – “No, you’ve been standing there making an ass out of yourself for the last 3 minutes.”

Trump – “Well listen here El Presidente, I need you to build a wall separating Mexico from America. And I want you to pay for it. AND, I want you to put in a nice door for the legal immigrants.”

Enrique Pena Nieto – “No.”

Trump – “You’re sending over all the bad ones because you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t want to take care of them.”

Enrique Pena Nieto – “I’m not “sending” over anyone. I have more important things to do then stand at the border and tell which Mexican to run over to the other side.”

Trump – “Do you have any idea how important I am. I can bomb Mexico if I want. You WILL pay for that wall, and you WILL give me a nice door!”

Enrique Pena Nieto – “No.”

Enrique Pena Nieto takes time out of his busy schedule to go down to the border to tell all the Mexicans already there, that Trump had asked them to tear down the wall that’s there, and then gives the cartel Trumps address.

Enrique Pena Nieto declares war on Trump. The Cartel is given free reign of America.

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