Conversations between Trump and other world leader if Trump were to become President. Part 1.


Conversations between other world leaders and Donald Trump, if Donald Trump were president. Part 1. Disclaimer. Some of this conversation has been taken from actually quotes, but just like the “lame stream media” I have taken them completely out of context.

Trump & Putin

Putin – “Mr Trump. We have a huge crisis on our hands with ISIS. Now that you are President, how do you propose we go about handling the situation together with our other allies to achieve the greatest amount of damage to ISIS, yet trying to keep the civilian casualties down in that area?”

Trump – “Well Putin I’ve got a great idea. I can’t tell you what it is yet. But you’re going to LOVE it! You see I’m huge. My ratings are HUGE! Big! People are going to listen to me. ISIS is going to listen to me.”

Putin – “I agree you’re ratings are huge. BUT, you still haven’t answered my question as to HOW you’re going to do this?

Trump – “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.“

Putin – “That’s amazing. What’s your military background?”

Trump – “I don’t have one. I don’t fucking need one. I’ve built more casinos and buildings than anyone. I’m a pretty big deal in New York.”

Putin – “That’s great….but I think you might be getting off the subject a little bit. Can you please tell me what your plan is?”

Trump – “Putin, you pale little fuck. I said no, I have a plan but I don’t want to tell ISIS what it is, because I’m going to win.”

*Putin looks over at his advisors. They look back baffled*

Putin to his advisors – “Am I missing something here because I’m not sure we’re having the same conversation?”

Trump – “I would just bomb those suckers, and that’s right, I’d blow up the pipes, I’d blow up the refineries, I’d blow up every single inch, there would be nothing left.

And you know what, you’ll get Exxon to come in there, and in two months, you ever see these guys? How good they are, the great oil companies, they’ll rebuild it brand new… And I’ll take the oil.”

Putin to his advisors – “Guys like this are the reason I smoke weed.”

Putin declares war on Trump. America is bombed.

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