What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
Dr. Henry Howard Holmes – Sorry I have not been around lately. The holiday season is always a busy time for me. So many women traveling alone; so little time.
Anyway, just wanted to invite all my fellow Serial Killers and Serial Hypnotisers to a big New Years Eve celebration at my hotel! It should be off the hook! Just got a fresh shipment of lime so bring a date (just not someone you are too fond of)!
Ed Gein – Having a great time! You are a killer host Mr. Herman Mudgett I must say, more than I could of ever expected, how about these party favors, now that’s what im talking about! Gary, I know you said no more parties with us EVER, but I am so happy you let me talk you into coming. Why don’t you come over here and say Happy New Year to those who couldn’t make it….Gary?…..GARY?……. Oh shit, I’m coming Gary! Happy New Years!
John Wayne Gacy – Wow. I had no idea how much I liked opium till you introduced me to it. This stuff is amazing!! I can’t believe you got this off the woman in room 212. She’s such…oh, she WAS such a fuddy duddy.
Ed Gein – Bitches are all hung over, hung all over this place! Get it hahahahahahaha! What a party!
The Next Day
Gary Ridgeway – Rough New Years! Hope everyone had a good one. I spent all day yesterday returning stuff I stole the night before. I woke up with a horrible hangover and the following items: a donkey, a box of Christmas sweaters, a santa suit, pasties with matching butt implants, 13 rubber duckies, and gorilla glue. I don’t remember winning on a game show so I had to re trace my steps and return this stuff. Wow! What a night I must have had!!
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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