What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
Ed Gein – I hope you all are getting good use of the presents that I made for you. I am sending you yours Gary, you left the basket of lotion I gave you. The testicle earrings looked fabulous on the girls Charlie, it made me want to lick them. The earrings that is. Okay, the girls too. A lot of dope fit inside some of them I was impressed.
Ed Gein – How you liking those chaps John, nice huh?
Charles Manson – I was feeling the love.
Charles Manson – Oh, btw . . . tell Mother that the party is over. She took more acid than I’ve ever seen anybody take in my life. She won’t stop chasing Tex around with a chicken carcass and crowing. It’s freaking me out man.
Zodiac Killer – really? thats freaking you out?
Ed Gein – Ummmm, I don’t know how to tell you this Charlie but that’s not mother…….
Charles Manson – Wait a minute . . . that’s a cop in a muumuu! Oh, man! That cop is wasted! I thought he was, you know, “moving around” a little too much to be your mother. You have no idea what a relief that is!
Charles Manson – I knew I should have passed on the brown blotter paper. Brian Wilson told me it wasn’t safe.
John Wayne Gacy – I LOVE that chaps and so do the boys down at the Bushy Weasel. I have been raking in phone numbers and free drinks like it’s nobody’s business. Ed, you are an artist!!!
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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