What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?


Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.

ROLL CALL!

Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed

Gary Ridgeway – THAT’s IT! I am never going to a party with you guys again! Someone set my hair on fire-Charles, then they stabbed me with a fork-Dahmer, shot me in the arm-Zodiac, then wrapped me in Gauze-Ted, kept rubbing my legs with lotion-Ed and tattooed a big Enter here sign with an arrow pointing to my ass-John!

Ed Gein – Hey, that was special lotion, it took me along time to make enough lotion for your legs, Gary. You didn’t seem to mind so much at the time! As for everyone else, such violence! Except John, pure genius I must say!

John Wayne Gacy – Thanks Ed. I just didn’t want anyone (like myself) to get confused as to where Gary’s happy place is.

Gary Ridgeway – You guys are so sick! I think i love you

John Wayne Gacy – Do you want me to visit the arrow? Just let me know. I was in Mexico and I got my hands on some Spanish Fly. It was really just a fly, but they promised me it was indeed Spanish.

Gary Ridgeway – I am gonna have to think on that one i will get back to you

Zodiac Killer – Oh cum on now,stop pretending you dont like it. . . . . . . . . .Also, please get checked for STD’s.

Ed Gein – Wow Zodiac, WOW!

Zodiac Killer – hey hey hey, we’re all freaks here. . . . . . . .

John Wayne Gacy – Super Transient Disorders? I believe I may have a few of those.

Zodiac Killer – what a surprise. . . . . . . . .

Ed Gein – OHHHH, I thought he was calling us, sick twisted degenerates. My bad!

Gary Ridgeway – WHATEVER! Still not ever going to party with you guys!

Ed Gein – Awww, come on Gary, you were the one who forgot to bring the Christmas pinata……

Zodiac Killer – sheesh. what a sissy. Ya know, when we painted John up as a clown after he passed out, he went with it, And know look at him. . . . . . . . . .

I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.

Love it? Hate it? Let me know! Send questions, comments, brownie recipes or random brainfarts to: mrsdiagnosed@yahoo.com

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