What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
Ed Gein – Okay, I went to change mothers dress today and want to know which one of you decided it would be a good idea to give mother a tattoo????
Ted Bundy – what? you no like the tramp stamp?
Charles Manson – It’s a skill I learned in prison. Know what she did to pay for it? Yeah, well I know how you are so I’m not going to tell you.
John Wayne Gacy – That’s funny because Dahmer has a new one too. Ed does your mom’s say “Best”? Cause Dahmer’s says “Friends”.
Gary Ridgeway -WTH??? I have one on my inner thigh that says forever? I am never going to party with you guys again!! I just now got my sight back and the doctor said if I ever want to look handsome it is going to take at least 25 surgeries. I said 25 surgeries to make me look the way that I used to and the doctor said, no I said handsome! What a dick!!
Ed Gein – I was wondering what “Best” meant. But it’s the huge peace sign on her back and the “free love” on her lower back that really got me going. I mean really Charlie, come on man!
John Wayne Gacy – Come on Ed. Do I have to spell it out for you?
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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