Random Sundays – The end of days.
Welcome to another edition of Random Sundays. There has been a lot of talk recently about the upcoming apocalypse. Author Lawrence E. Joseph reveals the curious fact that 2012 has been pinpointed as a pivotal, perhaps cataclysmic, year in human history and has even written a book called AFTERMATH: A Guide to Preparing For And Surviving Apocalypse 2012.
Then there is Harold Camping who says, “Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment.” All very scary. But why are you talking about this Stacy you ask. Well after finding out about 200 slutty herpe infested cows dropping dead in a field in Stockon, my friends on Facebook have been posting all kinds of other information I didn’t know about. Did you know that in the past eight months, the U.S. Geological Survey’s National Wildlife Health Center has logged 95 mass wildlife die-offs in North America and that’s probably a dramatic undercount, officials say.
The list includes:
* 900 some turkey vultures that seemed to drown and starve in the Florida Keys.
* 4,300 ducks killed by parasites in Minnesota.
* 1,500 salamanders done in by a virus in Idaho.
* 2,000 bats that died of rabies in Texas.
* And the still mysterious death of 2,750 sea birds in California.
Officials blamed the deaths of 5,000 red-winged blackbirds in Beebe, Ark., on New Year’s Eve fireworks.
All very scary. But before you all go running out getting two fer’s on baptism’s. I encourage you to sit back for a second and not lose your heads here. This is not a sign of anything people. These things happen everyday. But there is something you need to fear. Something larger than us all. Something real.
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Please take this seriously. You or a love one might already be a zombie. I have read the information for myself and know of at least 7 of you who are showing symptoms of this tragic disease. But before I put a cap in your ass. I want you to find out for yourselves. Please read the following article. It might be all that stands in the way between you and a double tap to the head. http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/04/02/10-signs-you-might-be-a-zombie/
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