“What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?”
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
John Wayne Gacy’s Christmas presents.
John Wayne Gacy – Hey Charlie, I was going through some old home movies that you asked me to transfer to DVD for you, and I just wanted to ask you what you wanted me to title this one.
Charles Manson – Oh man! I don’t know if I will be able to take acid for a long long time after watching that. Bad trips man . . . bad trips.
John Wayne Gacy – Ridgeway, I don’t want you to think I forgot about your Christmas present. What kind of asshole do you think I am? So this one is for you my fish net wearing friend.
Gary Ridgeway – Your going to hell!!!
John Wayne Gacy – Ted, I wanted to send you an early Christmas present as I will be trolling the local VJ football game on Christmas Eve and I’m afraid I might not make it over to your house in time for our traditional caroling. Share this one with Dahmer, he LOVES this kind of shit.
Ted Bundy – i…i….i cannot BELIEVE you would…gag…hark…i’m going to stitch that freakin’ clown nose to the head of your dick. have to get H.H. to actually watch that. i’m in the corner rocking back and forth. you’re in so much trouble.
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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