“What would happen if Serial Killers, and one Serial Hypnotiser made friends on Facebook?”


Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.

ROLL CALL!

Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed

Gary Ridgeway – Ok, I don’t think I can play anymore. The kids and I were watching TV and my son was flipping through the channels when he came across a Movie on Lifetime called the Capture of the Green River Killer. I yelled, That’s me, That’s me, turn it back, That’s me. The kids looked at me like I was nuts. I said That is all about me. I am the Green River Killer, I want to watch that and see how it turned out. My son said, well if it was you then you know how it turned out. I then had to explain myself to my children. I am pretty sure I convinced my son I am not the Green River Killer but my daughter will probably sleep with the light on tonight!

Charles Manson – ‎(Note to self: the kids know too much . . . .)

John Wayne Gacy – Time to dispose of them. Don’t leave any loose ends. “Mini Me. Put down the clown nose!” Oops. Seems I have a crawl space I need to fill. BRB.

Ed Gein – Can I have your fishnet stockings?

Zodiac Killer – note to self. . . . . . . .these people are nutz! . . . . . .be cautious.

Ed Gein – you are still coming for Christmas dinner though, right? RIGHT!?!

I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.

Love it? Hate it? Let me know! Send questions, comments, brownie recipes or random brainfarts to: mrsdiagnosed@yahoo.com

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