What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?

Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.


Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed

John Wayne Gacy – Listen everyone. Ed had been kind enough to host this years Thanksgiving at his house. I’m bringing my famous kidney bean, elbow macaroni salad and some lady fingers. But Ed would like a list of who is coming and what dish we would like to bring. He’s been working hard on tanning the furniture for this years festivites and if you could pull your head out of someone elses ass long enough to drop us a line we would appreciate it. Thanx, John.

Gary Ridgeway – I will be there. I am bringing the Turkey cause knowing you guys like I do your idea of turkey and mine are not one and the same. I will also bring the dinner rolls and are we dressing up?? Because I have a new tan polyester jumpsuit I am j…ust dying to wear. That with my penny loafers and I am stylin! Ed, thank you for hosting this event. If their is anything else you would like me to bring let me know. Also, are your chairs covered in plastic? I have a small um incontinence problem because of my mother and well a story for another day but I can bring my own if they are not already covered. Thanks! 🙂

Ed Gein – We are sooooo dressing up! Those who want to anyways.

Zodiac Killer – he he. you said “hard on”.

I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.

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