What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
John Wayne Gacy – I am NOT a sissy!!! So I blackout from time to time. So what?
Dr. Henry Howard Holmes – I keep getting light headed from all this acid and lime. There has got to be an easier way to dissolve a body.
John Wayne Gacy – Have you tried Piranhas?
Gary Ridgeway – Try Necrotizing fasciitis – They have some in the river, that’s what I use, I will send you some if you’d like!
John Wayne Gacy – Gary is right. I checked it out. Did you know Melvin Franklin, bass singer for The Temptations had it. It’s not what killed him but then again it’s not like a stabbing kills anyone either. Technically it’s the loss of blood that eventually does you in.
Zodiac Killer – look guys,ive already told you. just dont leave DNA traces behind and you wont have to worry bout all the chemicals. Jeeeeeeezzzze. youd think you were building an atoic bomb or something.
John Wayne Gacy – Words from a man who described The Exorcist as “the best saterical comidy” that he had ever seen.
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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