What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?


Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.

ROLL CALL!

Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed

John Wayne Gacy – Countess, I can’t help it. I think I may be in love with you. I am willing to give up my so called relationship with Dahmer just to be near a woman like you. Please accept this token of my love for you.

Zodiac Killer – your actually killing me right now Gacy.

John Wayne Gacy – I probably would enjoy killing you. But considering no one knows who you really are, I think I might have a hard time finding you. One day Zodiac you will have to let us in on your little secret.

Zodiac Killer – ill let u know as soon as i do. . . . . . . .:))

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed – I went and got drunk. I’m sure that normally I would have a witty answer to all of this but I’m using spell check to make sure that this can be read by English speaking people right now.

Zodiac Killer – well, if it makes you feel any better, I ALWAYS use spell check. the greatest IQ enhancer eve developed.

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed – Oh honey, i feel GREAT!

Zodiac Killer – OK well, if you need to “off” someone or something, dont get caught.

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed – I’m royalty! I run the peasants!! Plus I’m drunk at home and not driving……

Zodiac Killer – ooooooooooooooooooooh! well then,enjoy your highness.

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed – Gacy, I have a whole theory about clowns and repressed sexuality hence the reason you may be feeling attracted to me right now.

John Wayne Gacy – I would love to hear about your theory. How about we discuss this over dinner? I would invite you to my house but but you don’t want to be around Dahmer during meal times.

Ed Gein – That was absolutely beautiful john, brought tears to my eyes!

I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.

Love it? Hate it? Let me know! Send questions, comments, brownie recipes or random brainfarts to: mrsdiagnosed@yahoo.com

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