What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Larry – The Zodiac Killer
Jennifer – Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed
Ed Gein – Would anybody care for some…ummm……venison? I have acquired a great amount of it and don’t have any room in my freezer at the moment.
Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed – Does meat work like cabbage? Can we bury it in a cold ground and if we can I have space….. Good weekend? The Girl Scouts got canceled so I was lost and bored………
Ed Gein – I dig meat out of the cold ground often, but it doesn’t stay fresh under there if you leave it for to long. And yes countess, thanks for asking, great weekend, I finished a few Christmas orders up and got most of the parts I need for the others. What about you? What would you like for Christmas besides a vat of blood. What would you think of a bustier fashioned from genitalia and earlobes?
John Wayne Gacy – Be careful Ed. Dahmer might be stalking you as we speak.
Ed Gein – I am not worried about Dahmer John, we actually have alot in common, though I would never admit it. Besides I have tons of morsels that should suit him just fine all stored up.
John Wayne Gacy – Come to think about it, I think you may be onto to something here. What do you say to having Thanksgiving at your house this year? We can all bring a dish. There is a cake I’ve been wanting to make.
It’s really good. It doesn’t taste funny or anything.
Ed Gein – Sounds like a plan, I can’t wait to decorate and show you all my new look!
John Wayne Gacy – I for one am looking forward to it. Let me know if you need help with your make up.
Ed Gein – yes please, that would be fantastic! Can you make me look like mother?
Ed Gein – Has any one heard from Gary lately? I am sure he’s been busy, but he could at least drop a line. No Charlie, nobody dropped that kind of line.
Gary Ridgeway – I am here. I was actually gathering up a trash bag full of makeup for John. I have all of these purses and a crap load of makeup and mace Hahaha, yea, lotta good that did. Anyway, John, I am sending you a trash bag of make up products some not used very often. Have fun!! Charlie I also found some white substance that I am sending to you for you to anaylize in your um LAB LOL Have at it, I don’t need it back either. It is amazing what these women carried in their purses. I am finding all sorts of stuff.
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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