What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?

Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site itself. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.


Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes



John Wayne Gacy – Gary, your mother called. She wanted me to tell you it’s bath time.

Charles Manson – Don’t listen to him Gary! Gasy is just trying to get you naked and lure you into the bathroom! You would be better off hanging out at the ranch with me and the girls. I just have one small errand for you . . .

John Wayne Gacy – Damn it Charlie! Don’t be such a cock blocker! Do you have any idea how hard it is picking up guys in this group? My only chance is Jeff and he prefers Soul Food and Asian Fusion.

Gary Ridgeway – Taking a bath while watching show girls for the twentieth time and tuning you nancy jack wagons out! Ha ha ha

Ted Bundy – you’re watching the hot tub scene over and over, aren’t you gary?

Gary Ridgeway – Um, no, um, are you watching me?? Where are you??? ****closing window shades***

Ted Bundy – hey, gary…{whispering} the call is coming from inside the house.

Gary Ridgeway – Awww crap! That’s it! I am getting out of the tub and heading to the strip club with Lil Wayne!


I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.

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