What would happen of Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site it’s self. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Jeffrey Dahmer – Hey Ted, I was going through some home movies and found this. Working with with you and Gacy was one of the best times in my life.
Ted Bundy – hahahahaha!!! good times, good times.
Ed Gein – Hahahahaha, hahaha! Nothings funny mother, I was just……
Charlie Manson – Everything I do is brand new. I’m the prince of reality.
Ted Bundy – way to change the subject. so um…chaz? you into sharing your ladies? i promise i won’t kill them. promise.
Ed Gein – I can’t handle any more of that shit Charlie. It was fun, but now i’ve forgotten were I stashed some vital body parts and can’t finish my dining room set. From now on I have to pass.
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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