What would happen of Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site it’s self. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ryan – Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett. AKA Dr. Henry Howard Holmes
Ted Bundy – dude…ed’s posts keep disappearing. i think we have a serial deleter stalking the board.
Ed Gein – They do, they really do, or are we all just trippin? Ever since Charlie came on board i’ve been feeling not like myself. And Henry, She’s not really blond, but does it have to be natural?
Ed Gein – It’s probably that Bitch Lizzie!
Ted Bundy – fuckin’ lizzie!!!!!!
Ed Gein – I’m just going to comment on yours Ted, then maybe she can’t hack my shit. For all you who didn’t see my previous posts. Lizzie B is talking some mad shit. I asked her to join our group and he says that we are all lames, living in the mom…ent. I believe she said John was a sissy, Gary’s in the closet and Charlie’s a weirdo! I got her a little confused with Sweeney and her pies. (Thanks Charlie) Sorry Sweeney your all good, keep cooking it up. I think I’m going with Ted’s idea and making a hat out of her. Bitch is taking my mild manners and making me crazy!
Ted Bundy – and what i had said before that bitch hacked into our EXCLUSIVE GROUP and deleted ed’s stuff…i SAID that lizzie isn’t even in our league. i mean, come on…killing mommy and daddy? really? bring that weak freudian shit to the yard and we’ll eat her for lunch, make a lamp shade out of her, and dump the rest in the river.
John Wayne Gacy – Did someone say hacking? I’m in! Give me the who, what and where and I’m there. As far as Lizzie is concerned I’m going to track that little bitch down. No one, I repeat no one calls me a sissy and lives! Is THAT all she did was kill her pa…rents? Hell I did that before breakfast. Show me a woman with some balls and I’ll bow down before her. Show me a Belle Guinness and I’ll dress up and let her call me Pogo all night long. That chick weighed over 200 lbs and killed over 40 people. That my friends is the woman for me. Ed, I’m sorry about your posts being deleted. It’s a conspiracy man. Just ask Charlie. A damn conspiracy.
Ed Gein – Hacker…hacker… hack her! Bahhahahahahaha!!!!
Dr. Henry Howard Holmes – Ahhhh Belle Gunness… now there is a woman after my own heart. Nothing like a good insurance scam to get the blood pumping.
John Wayne Gacy – The things that woman could do with fire. Pure genius.
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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