What would happen of Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site it’s self. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
Ed – Gein – I think I need a little quite time!
Gary Ridgeway – I wish it would rain, the river fills up when it rains!
John Wayne Gacy – You two are so deep. Do you use cinder blocks or just regular old sand bags?
Ed Gein – I am just having a hard time understanding the wastefulness of good body parts that some people have, I am right here people!
Gary Ridgeway – I met this great woman last night and she was everything I have ever wanted in a woman. We had a nice dinner, candlelight,wine, a moonlit strole and then we went back to my place and she wanted $500. She is in the other room right now, very quiet, I am thinking about taking her to see the river tonight.
Ed Gein – See!
John Wayne Gacy – Gary, I would be happy to come over and I won’t charge you $500. I’ve been checking out your stats and I noticed that you’re really strong. Do you work out?
Gary Ridgeway – I do! I lift anywhere from 100 to 200 lbs every other day. Its about time someone noticed, thanks. She finally sucommed to my every wish and I didn’t have to pay, I never do, what can I say, the ladies love me!
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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