What would happen if Serial Killers made friends on Facebook?
Welcome to another installment of Serial Killer’s on Facebook. For those of you just joining us, what we have here is a social experiment. We wanted to see what would happen if we took the identities of serial killers and put them on a social network such as Facebook. Most of us have had our serial killers chosen for us by the “What Serial Killer Are You?” application on the Facebook site it’s self. But for those of us who couldn’t get into the application, or took the quiz and scored one of the other serial killers already in the group, they got to pick who they wanted to be. Lucky bastards! So let’s start with a roll call.
Stacy – John Wayne Gasy. AKA Pogo The Clown.
Emily – Ted Bundy
Michelle – Ed Gein AKA Buffalo Bill
Chrisitna – Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer
Jeremy – Jeffrey Dahmer.
Ron – Charles Manson
John Wayne Gacy – I would like to officially welcome our newest member into Pen Pals. Mr. Charles Manson. Or Charlie as he is known to his friends. We are happy to have Charlie in our little group of friends. Not only is he a true celebrity, but he’s a great dancer.
Ed Gein – Charlie, you have skillz I dream about!
Charles Manson – Here take this acid. You do know that I am Jesus Christ right? Now, let’s listen to the Beatles White Album and plan a race war.
Gary Ridgeway – Duuuuuude- my hand is on fire, duuuuude, wooowwwwww!
I hope you enjoyed our little conversation and found it educational as well. We have been doing research on ourselves as well as on each other so we know what buttons to push, how to compliment one another, and for basic knowledge. Until next time, sleep tight.
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